French Lightweights

#61
Birdie Numnum,

I stand corrected on the point of GW1, but still stand by the other points.

It seems that the French and Brits work well together at unit level, for instance the French aircraft carrier is regularly escorted by a British frigate/destroyer, but the politicians always fcuk things up.

Didn't Cherac say that the French Army needed to model itself on the British Army? Now that is a good, and unexpected, compliment.
 
#62
Gulf War: The French were heavily commited to Gulf War 1
Were they buggery: a couple of Jaguars, and a few ponces in dpm skin tight shorts posing out on the extreme left flank somewhere, where there was nothing more dangerous than a lost and confused SF patrol wandering around hypothermic in its underpants...

The French were, are, and always shall be, militarily incompetent, politically unpleasant, anti-semitic, lying, self-serving, smelly, unhygienic, disgustingly incompetent buffoons, who 'make love to women with their faces'...

They are the principal reason for the invention of the neutron bomb: get rid of the lot of them without damaging the infrastructure of the country, and move in for some good holiday home bargains...

On a serious note, they are also just about the least grateful bastards we've ever saved the asses of - twice...
 
#63
Nibbler said:
Gulf War: The French were heavily commited to Gulf War 1
Were they buggery: a couple of Jaguars, and a few ponces in dpm skin tight shorts posing out on the extreme left flank somewhere, where there was nothing more dangerous than a lost and confused SF patrol wandering around hypothermic in its underpants...

The French were, are, and always shall be, militarily incompetent, politically unpleasant, anti-semitic, lying, self-serving, smelly, unhygienic, disgustingly incompetent buffoons, who 'make love to women with their faces'...

They are the principal reason for the invention of the neutron bomb: get rid of the lot of them without damaging the infrastructure of the country, and move in for some good holiday home bargains...

On a serious note, they are also just about the least grateful bastards we've ever saved the asses of - twice...
Good, well balanced post.
 
#64
the_guru said:
Nibbler said:
Gulf War: The French were heavily commited to Gulf War 1
Were they buggery: a couple of Jaguars, and a few ponces in dpm skin tight shorts posing out on the extreme left flank somewhere, where there was nothing more dangerous than a lost and confused SF patrol wandering around hypothermic in its underpants...

The French were, are, and always shall be, militarily incompetent, politically unpleasant, anti-semitic, lying, self-serving, smelly, unhygienic, disgustingly incompetent buffoons, who 'make love to women with their faces'...

They are the principal reason for the invention of the neutron bomb: get rid of the lot of them without damaging the infrastructure of the country, and move in for some good holiday home bargains...

On a serious note, they are also just about the least grateful bastards we've ever saved the asses of - twice...
Good, well balanced post.
:D
 
#65
Yeah, well, I was holding back - don't ask me how I really feel about the lying bunch of short arrrsed perverts... :wink:
 
#66
Hey Nibbler! There is nothing wrong with making love to a women with your face!!
 
#67
The real reason the French have not commited more troops to UN duties in Lebanon at the minute is because of the national shortage of white linen in the country.

Chirac has sent a rallying call to the citizens, urging them to come forward with white shirts, panties, tablecloths etc which are all to be turned into white flags as part of their main effort, much like pots, pans and park railings were collected in Britain during WWII to become war machinery....
 
#68
Here's a summary of the lightweight force:

1X Tank Squadron w/ 13 Leclerc MBTs
2X Amd Inf Coy w/ 30 AMX10P IFVs
1X Arty Gp w/155 mm AUF1 SPGs
Mistral SHORADS
Cobra locating radar

and a few bits and pieces.
 

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