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French fury at bottom wipe on Tricolour.

#1
The French have reacted with fairly predictable gallic outrage at this. Before we all dive into the cheese eating surrender monkey jokes, what would your reaction be if this was the same story but with the Union Flag?
 
#3
To be honest I wouldn't get too upset.

The union flag is normally draped around sh1t anyway especially when there is a sporting event taking place and the fans are "dressing up".
 
#4
Simple

Although the Union Flag is silky soft to those who deserve it (heroes, olympic gold winners etc), apparently it turns very rough in contact with bottom skin, and would remove several layers of the bottydermis, leaving the wiper unable to sit properly for a year.

That is what proper flags are like.

Also, we can wash ours because our colours don't run....

The French flag doesn't have this facility, so expect all French flags to be adorned with brown smears from now on.
 
#6
A french man wipes his arse with a french flag?
Big deal.

As for the UJ, who cares? I have no inclination to kill/maim/disfigure anyone who does that to our flag, it's only a piece of fabric after all.
 
#7
Remember the fuss when Soldier mag printed a picture from the Army photographer of the year competition of a pair of immaculately bulled ammo boots standing on a Union Flag?
 
#11
box-of-frogs said:
The French have reacted with fairly predictable gallic outrage at this. Before we all dive into the cheese eating surrender monkey jokes, what would your reaction be if this was the same story but with the Union Flag?
But it's not, therefore it's hilarious. V'ive la poo stain!
 
#12
verticalgyro said:
CaptainPlume said:
Remember the fuss when Soldier mag printed a picture from the Army photographer of the year competition of a pair of immaculately bulled ammo boots standing on a Union Flag?
No, what happened?
Plenty of outraged letters. No reply from a Brigadier saying, "move along now, nothing to see here," though...
 
#13
CaptainPlume said:
Remember the fuss when Soldier mag printed a picture from the Army photographer of the year competition of a pair of immaculately bulled ammo boots standing on a Union Flag?
Sounds similar to an orificer who tried to grip a lad in my troop on telic 2 for wearing union flag running shorts.

He was like 'oh right cheers for that sir, yes I'll take them off immediately' :roll:

Everone was trying to get a set after that.

Might have a look on ebay for a set actually.
 
#14
RIGRAT said:
CaptainPlume said:
Remember the fuss when Soldier mag printed a picture from the Army photographer of the year competition of a pair of immaculately bulled ammo boots standing on a Union Flag?
Sounds similar to an orificer who tried to grip a lad in my troop on telic 2 for wearing union flag running shorts.

He was like 'oh right cheers for that sir, yes I'll take them off immediately' :roll:

Everone was trying to get a set after that.

Might have a look on ebay for a set actually.
:)
 
#20
britbeagle said:
longlivethequeen said:
Shame it was not a German doing it now that would have been funny.
If it had been a German 99.8% of the french would have joined him
But then denied the fact after the German was pushed off the flag, and claimed to ahve been in the resistance to flag related botty hygiene.
 

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