French Customs

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Apr 7, 2012.

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  1. A German lands at Paris airport and is proceeding through customs where he is stopped by a French customs officer.
    "Bonjour sir, Welcome to Paris. Your name please?"
    "Gut-en tag, Fritz Heber"
    "Nationality?"
    " German"
    "Occupation?"
    "Nein, just visiting"
     
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