French Courage

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by PTI_Perry, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. News is just breaking that the French government has raised its Terrorist
    alert from RUN, to the up rated HIDE mode.

    There are only two higher alerts in France these being SURRENDER, and the

    This precaution is being taken, following the recent devastating fire,
    which totally destroyed the French white flag factory outside Paris, effectively
    crippling Frances military capability.
  2. You know why there are so many alleys in france?
    ...german soldiers love to march in the shade.

    Ok, where's my coat?
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  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Kit Reviewer

    In der Garderobe. That's French, by the way.
  4. I like it when ours goes from 'Slightly miffed' to 'Peeved.'
  5. eBay advert: For Sale - French Army Rifle, never fired, dropped once.

    Why is the Champs Elysee tree-lined? So the Germans can park their Panzers in the shade.