French Army

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by acidedge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I went to the doctor today to talk about contraception.
    She said "You could try French letters".
    I said "What's that?"
    She said "Condoms"
    I said "I don't like them".
    So she said "You should try the French Army method then".
    I said "What's that?"
    She said "You pull out before you get into trouble!".