Freeway Shut Down By Terror Dildo

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Not_Whistlin_Dixie, May 26, 2005.

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  1. The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.

    “Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County (Florida) Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

    “They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”


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  2. I wondered where I'd left that....