Some lizards who were stupid enough to issue me a visa card some years ago set up a particularly dire Indian call centre. I've binned the card yonks ago, but I very much enjoyed phoning them five or six times a day and asking for Colin. Patel 007 "There's no Colin here sir, perhaps you are calling the wrong number!" "If it's the wrong number, why did you answer it Gunga Din?" The problem is the bastards have robotised the service ""please enter your sixteen digit card number!" my arse I will! Does anyone have any decent freephone numbers for Colin, if so why not try it yourself, or post them on here?