Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Oct 8, 2009.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sat here with the wife looking over my shoulder, she says I can come online and abuse people. Great.

    Your all a bunch of cunts!!!!

    She is complaining now because I used a bad word.

    I will never say Bunch again.
  2. Gay off you fanny, imagine needing your wifes permission :wink:

    Hang on love, your brew is coming
  3. BT you are a Wuss, crying off the Bimble tour of Verdun because you don't like creepy crawlies!
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She has just gone outside and said "Look a helicopter"

    No shit, we live near the AAC.

    Day 2 of being grounded,need help.
  5. See how much of your keyboard you can fit in her shitter
  6. Middle Wallop :? 8)
  7. The AAC's been grounded?
  8. Yep they have eaten tooooooooo many pies again!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nope, BFG!
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have just had to explain the grounded thing, Can I expect a rescue party soon
  11. Why isn't she cooking,gardening,polishing your car or cleaning?
  12. WAH...........