Free TV Licence

#1
I shall be 75 in December, so will be £145/Annum better off due to a free tv licence. The Child Bride has plans for the money, but I'm sure that Arrse'rs will have more fun ideas than week-ends away in Rhyll.

Before anyone gets any ideas, the Child Bride is 60.

edited due to piss poor speeling.
 
#2
I shall be 75 in December, so will be £145/Annum better off due to a free tv licence. The Child Bride has plans for the money, but I'm sure that Arrse'rs will have more fun ideas than week-ends away in Rhyll.

Before anyone gets any ideas, the Child Bride is 60.

edited due to piss poor speeling.
I'm sure (And I'm not joking) its being debated whether to cut the free TV licence.
 
#5
Scrape your pennies into a pile, spend 1£15 quid on a little blue pill then go to http:AdultWork.com - Adult Service Providers & Erotic Content - Escorts, Webcammers, SMS & Phone Chat/Sex, Movies, Galleries & Auctions and rent some bumhole for the price of a TV license.
Nah! At our age, even a telly licence worth of Viagra wont raise so much as a smile. Take my advice Brummie. Splash out on some "extended life" batteries for your mobility scooter. It's the only way you'll be going all night.
 
#7
Scrape all your piles into a penny.....and then get Graham Norton, Stephen Fry and Jonathan Woss to compete to lick it.

PS I don't suppose her name is Penny, is it?
 
#10
Nah! At our age, even a telly licence worth of Viagra wont raise so much as a smile. Take my advice Brummie. Splash out on some "extended life" batteries for your mobility scooter. It's the only way you'll be going all night.

Top marks there mate, never a truer word spoken.
 
#11
#18
Did you meet my Step mum and Dad?
Not Blodwyn and Dai from the caravan park. Seriously, this was 1957, and we spent 2 weeks in a grotty caravan, worst part was, I ran out of johnies, hence son number one came along early.
 
#19
Not Blodwyn and Dai from the caravan park. Seriously, this was 1957, and we spent 2 weeks in a grotty caravan, worst part was, I ran out of johnies, hence son number one came along early.
Blimey have you been back since? Towyn was posh then, it's really gone downhill since then!
 

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