Free time - what to do with it ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jun 7, 2011.

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  1. In those rare moments when nothing much is happening, when a hand-shandy no longer has bubbles, women are far away, internet games are tiresome, and booze isn't an option, what does one do ? No, I don't have any rope either.
  2. Drown some kittens ?
  3. Read a book?

    101 ways to drown kittens perhaps.
  4. I like to put 2 pillows together with a cushion and a sock and pretend the 2 pillows is a woman and the cushion is basically meant to be her tits, you get the idea, and than I make love to Imogen
  5. Raping Grannies seems to be your way forward methinks! Off you go.
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  6. Or "sit on a set of step ladders in no mans land smoking endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava"*

    *nicked from Blackadder
  7. I don't get that bit.
  8. BOOOOOO always get some boring cunt rock up!
  9. Nah, the kitten idea wasn't much fun. Perhaps I did it wrong.
  10. Airfix kits...Stop you going blind
  11. Airfix !!! Bloody good idea, that glue makes everything look....shiny!
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking poof!
  13. Model aircraft indeed - crackheads waiting to happen. I like a sip of that Humbrol paint from time to time too.
  14. Make some beer/cider. 50p per pint.
  15. HHH

    HHH LE

    Pick the fluff out of your belly button!!!

    Count the grains of sand in a egg timer!!!

    Make a plaster of paris mould of your dick, then go fuck yourself!!!