Free T-Shirt Caption Competition....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BombG T-Shirts, Oct 24, 2010.

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  1. BombG T-Shirts

    BombG T-Shirts Sponsor

    It is simple.
    Look at the photo and come up with the funniest caption and we will give you a Free T-shirt of your choice from web site at www.bombgtshirts.co.uk

    Closing date is Wednesday 27 Oct 2010.

    The managements decision is final, who ever makes me split my sides the most wins.

    Good Luck to you all.
     
  2. When it came to the battle of the chocolate bars....the Club beats the Penguin everytime!
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Met Plod Penguin Attack Team
     
  4. Penguin: Bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'm going back to the Falklands.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ppppppp Pick up the Fffffucking Penquin
     
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    So, it's true, penguins do fall over when a helicopter goes overhead.
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Arrest that cameraman for throwing away his biscuit wrapper!
     
  8. Public order shields check
    hickory sticks check
    tinbins check
    plastic cuffs for penguins....................
     
  9. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police's elite public order team said "That fcuking nun was asking for it!"
     
  10. Coppers...''yeah right, you were just filming a Batman sequel were you?''
     
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The Pope's close protection team take out a rogue nun.
     
  12. Microsoft take on Linux.
     
  13. Unhappy feet
     
  14. "It don't matter if you're black or white"



    You are still going to get the shit kicked out of you.
     
  15. Bird flu precautions were going too far.....

    It wasn't the first time that the officers had ganged up on a fat bird.

    We did tell you to keep your fucking beak out.

    Not so lucky feet.......