Brethren, I am amazed! Where are your protests? We all know that the Stalinist Kremlin gathered around comrade Tony Bliar has banned smoking (despite the hundreds of millions of pounds it generates each year for the NHS), but the announced attack on drinking at home is the last straw. I admit I like the odd tipple. I drink in my own house. I don't beat my wife or children. I don't waste the local town. If anything, I go to bed early and read a good book. The UK is turning into a prison camp. It is becoming intolerable. Brethren, raise your glasses and raise your opposition.