FREE PORN!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by barbie, Aug 4, 2008.

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  1. Seriously, no joke, I have free porn DVDs to give to everyone and anyone who emails me their name and address to freebie@sexworld.co.uk

    Before anyone starts, i will explain slightly, it is NOT a scam, your details will NOT be passed on to any third party, I am trying to win a competition at work. I need to get the most DVDs out the door, so thought this would be a good place to ask for help!

    OOOH forgot to add closing date is Midday Friday 15th!!
     
  2. What's the title?? I want to make sure I've not seen it before ;)
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I am the wife of the ex Nigerian Minister for Oil and I need to move $25 million into a UK bank account. You get 10%. PM me with your bank details
     
  4. It is described as;

    'a selection of full length Harmony scenes, including a scene from our September 2008 release Young Harlots Dirty Secrets'

    interested???
     
  5. lol - nooooo!! its not like that!! check out the site before you reply www.sexworld.co.uk
     
  6. Harmony??? Now that doesn't sound like any sort of sex that I'd be interested in seeing?!!

    Now it were called "Dirty little filthy sluts get punishment fcuked"?? That'd be worth a lookin ;)
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You got anything involving firemen and horses?
     
  8. WTF are "Harmony Scenes"?
     
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Chick porn. A load of old chat then soft focus missionary position. No torture, rape or battering in of back doors, and the fireman doesnt get it up the hoop from the racehorse. In short, complete bollocks
     
  10. PM me with your location you fecker :twisted: You haven't given me the money from the last time and I seem to have spent an awful lot as well!
     
  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Why would you want to send all your details to some unknown person when you can get all the free porn you like from the internet? :?
     
  12. Just a long shot to try and get some of these DVDs out of the door and win some champers! Thought bored squaddies would be the best people to offer free porn to.

    I know it does seem like a scam, but if you check www.sexworld.co.uk you can see that it is a reputible (if there is such a thing in the porn world) company.
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You havent met Jian have you?

    Are you sure you havent got something with firemen and horses? Ask your Boss.
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Sailors would do at a push. We're not that picky.
     
  15. Porn made to order, first on the list to the Iron Duke goes firemen and horses. Any specific requirements on the type of horse? :D