free porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dizzy_blonde, Aug 19, 2005.

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  1. im currently out in sunny Cyprus and to our delight every morning at 1am there is porn on the telly :Shocked:

    some of it is complete filth and sometimes even good quality :)

    it is a strange concept; porn on television but do you think it will ever catch on in England?

    IMO our country makes too much money on porn to ever show it on tele free of charge

    but wouldnt it be great :)
     
  2. Have you nev er watched channel 5?

    But no, your right, we will never get good porn in the UK for free, it might upset the Kiddies who should be in bed by then, but may be offended anyway! Or the granny think that debbie does dallas is a sightseeing show (though i suppose it is....)
     
  3. you need to post some of it before i make my mind up... :p
     
  4. Diz - quite frankly I'm disgusted by the suggestion you're making. Porn is immoral - end of story.

    Porn in the UK is tonk
     
  5. dizzy_blonde you disgust me, imagine staying up late just to watch free porn. By the way, what sattelite do I have to point my dish at and what is the time difference between Cyprus-UK? I ask this purely from a research perspective of course :)
     

  6. Channel 5 has porn, there must be something wrong with my TV then.
     
  7. Surely you fellows don’t use the internet purely for chatting on ARRSE? :)
     
  8. I normally knock a couple out while i'm reading the ARRSE forums...
     
  9. hmmmm, i feel violated.....
     
  10. You should, at least three times a day at my current rate...
     
  11. only 3 times a day

    you have a low sex drive :)
     
  12. Iraq seems to be porno capital of the world. I could not believe the the number and variety of channels on offer. Definitely aimed the arabs as the adverts were in arabic despite the feature being swedish with japanese subtitles.

    We had 2 TVs in our mess room: one on BBC news 24 or CNN - the other on 24 hour porn. It kept the iraqis out and reduced theft of cokes and mars bars etc. to zero.
     
  13. .........didnt stop the silent masterbationists in the Palace porta-loos did it?
     
  14. Look at the material i have to work with..... :roll:
     
  15. I was with the Italians - when they w@nk, they do it loud