free porn

#1
im currently out in sunny Cyprus and to our delight every morning at 1am there is porn on the telly :Shocked:

some of it is complete filth and sometimes even good quality :)

it is a strange concept; porn on television but do you think it will ever catch on in England?

IMO our country makes too much money on porn to ever show it on tele free of charge

but wouldnt it be great :)
 
#2
Have you nev er watched channel 5?

But no, your right, we will never get good porn in the UK for free, it might upset the Kiddies who should be in bed by then, but may be offended anyway! Or the granny think that debbie does dallas is a sightseeing show (though i suppose it is....)
 
#5
dizzy_blonde you disgust me, imagine staying up late just to watch free porn. By the way, what sattelite do I have to point my dish at and what is the time difference between Cyprus-UK? I ask this purely from a research perspective of course :)
 
#12
Iraq seems to be porno capital of the world. I could not believe the the number and variety of channels on offer. Definitely aimed the arabs as the adverts were in arabic despite the feature being swedish with japanese subtitles.

We had 2 TVs in our mess room: one on BBC news 24 or CNN - the other on 24 hour porn. It kept the iraqis out and reduced theft of cokes and mars bars etc. to zero.
 
#19
I thought the challenge was to click on the free porn countdown just before midnight and then thrap yourself senseless before the countdown clock shut it off if you werent a subscriber

In Bosnia we had one of the lads who was a genius with satellite dishes rig up a link to TV1000 which came on every night at midnight for free thanks to a dodgy card and codes. Chud would record this and then replay it each day at about 4 pm. He had coax spraying out of the back of his corrimec and lots of the boys in comd tp could watch the replays for free. The place was deserted every day as they were huddled in their hovels watching busty germans get sorted out. He even rigged up a tv under the watchkeepers desk so if you were stagging on you could lean back in your chair and enjoy an eyeful in the wee small hours.

One day Chud asked me if I had any blank cassettes as he was running short. I told him to grab the one on my desk. Unforunately for me he grabbed the wrong VHS cassette and my room mate unwittingly sacrificed the vid of his daughter's 2nd birthday party that his wife had sent over to a 3 hour smutfest.
 
#20
some advise then...............................

you dont need to get her in the mood, that is what spit is for :)

start by saying you want bum fun and she will give you her front bum

if all that fails just spike her dinner with GHB

good luck
 

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