Free Parashoot lessins

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tigermercenary, Mar 10, 2007.

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  1. Hi I hear you limeyz don't teach parashooting anymorewich is not good so I thot I would see if anyone wanted free parashoot lessins when I come to england.
    if you want to learn froma badazz merc sign up here.
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    Merx
     
  2. ouyin

    ouyin War Hero

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! :D

    (If it's not, then fcuk me, you're dumb)
     
  3. Brew_Time

    Brew_Time War Hero

    Sorry mate, you wear too much lipstick for me.

    BT.
     
  4. Isn't he a bit young for an E6? And look at all those medals! :worship:

    (We still teach English though.)
     
  5. Can you pleez sine me up four free parashoot lessins?

    Not too, or fore but free.
     
  6. EAGLE1

    EAGLE1 Old-Salt

    Why is there a tool box against the door- is it to stop your dad from bursting in and filling you in when he realises you have hired out a uniform and posed as a soldier.
    I bet you are sitting there in your g-string are you 'ctauch'.
    :wave:
     
  7. Egad, I think you've tumbled him! It's his dad's uniform!
     
  8. You post like you are a cast member of Allo Allo with an outrageously daft Frog accent.

    Is that a picture of you? If so, you'll go down a storm at a choir boy bottom touching club.

    How old are you? 12??
     
  9. legal_eagle

    legal_eagle War Hero

    Gotta be a Wah surely...not even an American could be that daft!

    I don't know a lot about their uniforms but don't US Airborne wear wings on their chest? He isn't.
     
  10. He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?



    :slow:
     
  11. Oracle

    Oracle Crow

    He's got no chin!
     

  12. Why not? They keep electing the thickest and daftest (as do we unfortunately).
     
  13. Trevelez

    Trevelez Crow

    Waahh, not even a fifteen year old American gentlemen could speel as badly as that. If you want to shoot young man, cover your keyboard with cling film, better, innit
     
  14. Alas I think you are correct. Tigermerc is as American as I am a member of RADA.
     
  15. Im not airborn, I am a blackops sniper. I could tell you why I dont have my wings on, but then i wold have to kill u, (Haha)