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Free Parashoot lessins

#1
Hi I hear you limeyz don't teach parashooting anymorewich is not good so I thot I would see if anyone wanted free parashoot lessins when I come to england.
if you want to learn froma badazz merc sign up here.


Merx
 
#3
Sorry mate, you wear too much lipstick for me.

BT.
 
#4
Isn't he a bit young for an E6? And look at all those medals! :worship:

(We still teach English though.)
 
#5
Can you pleez sine me up four free parashoot lessins?

Not too, or fore but free.
 
#6
Why is there a tool box against the door- is it to stop your dad from bursting in and filling you in when he realises you have hired out a uniform and posed as a soldier.
I bet you are sitting there in your g-string are you 'ctauch'.
:wave:
 
#7
Egad, I think you've tumbled him! It's his dad's uniform!
 
#8
You post like you are a cast member of Allo Allo with an outrageously daft Frog accent.

Is that a picture of you? If so, you'll go down a storm at a choir boy bottom touching club.

How old are you? 12??
 
#9
Gotta be a Wah surely...not even an American could be that daft!

I don't know a lot about their uniforms but don't US Airborne wear wings on their chest? He isn't.
 
#10
He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?



:slow:
 
#12
legal_eagle said:
Gotta be a Wah surely...not even an American could be that daft!

I don't know a lot about their uniforms but don't US Airborne wear wings on their chest? He isn't.

Why not? They keep electing the thickest and daftest (as do we unfortunately).
 
#13
Waahh, not even a fifteen year old American gentlemen could speel as badly as that. If you want to shoot young man, cover your keyboard with cling film, better, innit
 
#15
legal_eagle said:
Gotta be a Wah surely...not even an American could be that daft!

I don't know a lot about their uniforms but don't US Airborne wear wings on their chest? He isn't.
Im not airborn, I am a blackops sniper. I could tell you why I dont have my wings on, but then i wold have to kill u, (Haha)
 
#16
Oooh, oooh, I know of a few people I'm sure would love you to teach them how to parashoot - I think that you should re-post this thread in the Infantry forum, titled: Attention all Airborne Wannabes - you'll be sure to attract the attention of plenty who'd love to be padawans to your airborne Jedi-self...
 
#17
Tigermercenary said:
Hi I hear you limeyz don't teach parashooting anymorewich is not good so I thot I would see if anyone wanted free parashoot lessins when I come to england.
if you want to learn froma badazz merc sign up here.

Merx


Did you idolise this man? Is he the one who taught you to speak "gangsta?"


 
#19
DozyBint said:
Oooh, oooh, I know of a few people I'm sure would love you to teach them how to parashoot - I think that you should re-post this thread in the Infantry forum, titled: Attention all Airborne Wannabes - you'll be sure to attract the attention of plenty who'd love to be padawans to your airborne Jedi-self...
What langwage are u speeking? English? heheh whats a padawan? Is that like a Jedi?
 

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