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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Inside the US Navy Seals by Gary Stubblefield and Hans Halberstadt.

    This is possibly the worst book I have ever had the misfortune to try and read. If Mike Golden wrote about a weekend away camping when he was a cadet, it would be more credible than this crap.

    I didn't get past page 45.

    Does anyone want it? If so PM me your address and I'll send it. What would be quite interesting is to pass it on once finished with and see how many Arrsers it can go to.


  2. Going by your description, it sounds like a gay porn novel.
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Which would probably be a better story!
  4. So why the fuck would anyone want this pile of shit after you have given it such a glowing review?

    Donate it to a charidee shop?
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I want to share my misery.
  6. Sell it on fleabay with the obligatory SAS/PARA/MARINE heading?
  7. Good man, carry on.
  8. Serialise it here on ARRSE.
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Wouldn't that raise some copyright issues?
  10. Probably.
  11. Nah, change a few names, few places, ever so slightly make the scenarios a bit more realstic and none of them will have a clue mate.

    Baz, a master chief pretty orifice in the puerto Rican Navy sea Lions climbed aboard his inflatible Lino and paddled from the semi submerged nuclear sub.
    He headed for the beach at a speed of around 10 knots or 200 miles an hour depending on who you believe, he checked the chamber on his double barrelled assault machine gun for the fourth time, as he was a flapping cunt.
    In all his time in the sea lions he had never flapped this much, if he screwed up just this much (imaginary fingers pinch together) he knew his CO would have him flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong just like in top gun.
    There was also a chance that oyester bin lidl's might escape and continue to sell dodgy persian rugs on the pakistani black market.
    As he neared the beach he cut the engine on his oar, and coasted the last 40 miles, he stepped from his lino like Jack sparrow onto the beach without even getting wet, but not untill checking he'd made his sidearm, a hellfire missile, ready.
    He stealthily crept up the beach silently taking out 2 sentries with well aimed double taps, the type you get in posh hotels that make very little noise and are really easy to get the hot / cold ratio right so you don't scald your sack when having a gentlemans wash.
    After infiltrating the enemy stronghold by pretending to be a pest control specialist just like in Bad boys, Baz proceeded to.......

    Read more in the next installment of Inside the Puerto Rican navy a pair of bullshitting cunts.

    Like that only with a bit more substance and possibly don't get bored of typing so quickly and wrap your tits in, like I just did.
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  12. You're Chris McNab, you are. I claim my free autographed copy of the Bosnia rules of engagement.
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  13. Auction it off on here for HOLS4HEROES.

    Who wins it can read it, and then re-auction it with their own witty comments/story line etc.

    I bid £5.
  14. Are any of the pages stuck together?