Free accomadation in Brighton!!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

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  2. It doesn't mention that you have to be a house-trained walrus when in character, so it could get kinda messy.....


    If I could be arrsed I'd phone him up and play this down the line....
    Walrus sounds - YouTube

    If ever there was a justification for a random "WTF!!" this is it...
     
  3. There's no way I could play, "I do like to be beside the seaside" by punching rubber bulbs on horns with my nose, I just have no musical talent......
     
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  4. I thought that was sealions.... PG is your man for sealions.
     
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  5. I'm no expert on this, but I would say he is a bit strange.
     
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  6. What makes you think that knobby, it is brighton afterall
     
  7. HHH

    HHH LE

    It might be a woman!
     
  8. I've seen several women in Brighton that look like walruses.
     
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  9. Goo goo g'joob.

    I am the eggman.
     
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  10. 'Catching crabs' sounds a bit iffy.
     
  11. Without a shadow of a doubt, that man fucked that walrus......

    Any one prepared to take that job on had best get ready for the weird cunt coming onto to them while they are "being the walrus"

    Also, very, very good chance of getting murdered I think.........

    Walrus bothering cunts....honestly, what the fuck is going on......
     
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  12. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    True, but I hope you'll understand that doesn't really make me feel any less wary.
     
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  13. The two hours a day in the Walrus suit would be a piece of piss.
    This parting shot at the bottom raised an eyebrow.
    ...... "I am a considerate person to share a house with, and other than playing the accordion my tastes are easy to accomodate."
    Enduring 5 minutes of the accordion would lead to murder.