France to pick up Franco-Israeli Jews

Discussion in 'Syria, Mali, Libya, Middle East & North Africa' started by Maalox, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. A Mideast missile war is a near cert.

    The French ostensibly have plans to send their Marine Nationale to pick up 100s of 1000s of dual nationality Franco-Israeli Jews from the Israeli coast.
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    There are c75,000 dual nationality born-in-Britain Anglo-Israeli Jews with UK passports and British citizenship living in Israel.

    One wonders what Royal Navy ship, if any, would be sent to pick them up?
  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    They wanted a promised land which has caused mayhem ever since they got it.

    God will protect them without the help of xxxxxx navy.
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  3. Prison Planet as a Source? Better off asking a squirrel for the OPLAN. As for the RN the way to get them involved is tell them the latest IPODs are in Haifa and Birnbaum brothers tailors will fix their grey suits, Such a Deal....
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  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I wonder if America will be doing the same for American Jews - if so they might need a bigger navy.
  5. Somehow I don't think that'll be popular in the French deep South, things can still get pretty heated about the machinations of the Elders Of Zion over the cheese course.
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Fuckem, they want to live there let them, they can leave if they want beforehand!
  7. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    I don't know. A concerted plan to evacuate the israelis from Israel sounds like a good one. At least wherever they're taken they'd be a long way from where they're causing trouble at the moment.
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  8. Just think of how****ed Ireland would be if they had to pick up every yank who claimed to be Irish.
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  9. Always had something approaching contempt for those holding dual nationality. Something very uncommitted about holding just-in-case passports.
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  10. Well it might be the biggest opportunities to grab the cream of the economic migrant crop since the Canadians snagged the Hong Kong Chinese. That's a poor and huddled mass that knows how to make a buck and they are not even as rigorously socialist as they were a few decades ago.

    Actually the Frogs might be onto something here their countries half empty and despite the traditional antisemitism a few million shouty Shtetl queue jumpers might be just the thing it needs to get its Pastis drinking arse.
  11. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    It would certainly put some backbone into the French army. Perhaps even enough for them to have a crack at reaching Berlin.
  12. The Marine Nationale did just that with several thousands dual nationality lebanese in 2008...the plans just need a bit of updating...

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  13. I doubt an influx of israeli citizen would do much good to a FRA army currently composed of nearly 20% ethnic minorities, a majority of them muslim....
  14. There's something about being part of a race routinely hounded for millennia, that might encourage a just-in-case attitude.
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  15. That's rather what Israel was about.
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