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Mighty purdy lips there...
 

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What? You think there aren't 'no go zones' in British cities?

During Ops THESEUS and VIVACE (the London suicide bombings) 'Right we want to search (here) in Birmingham and (here) in London.'

"Nah, can't do that, you need two PSUs minimum to go into those areas."
 

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What? You think there aren't 'no go zones' in British cities?

During Ops THESEUS and VIVACE (the London suicide bombings) 'Right we want to search (here) in Birmingham and (here) in London.'

"Nah, can't do that, you need two PSUs minimum to go into those areas."

At one stage Fingerz_Minor was the C&E TIVLO for London. He turned up at a Pikey caravan site and was heavily advised by the local plod not to go in.

So in he went in his shiney blue suit, attracting closed doors and scowls as he went. Until he said the magic words "Who owns the (insert name of highly desirable 4*4 here) to which I have the keys."

Suddenly everyone wanted to be his friend until he pointed out the money that was due.

Amazingly he made it out alive. Chutzpah is sometimes all you need.




At others an armed response car will do the business.
 
What? You think there aren't 'no go zones' in British cities?

During Ops THESEUS and VIVACE (the London suicide bombings) 'Right we want to search (here) in Birmingham and (here) in London.'

"Nah, can't do that, you need two PSUs minimum to go into those areas."

There are places fire and ambulance crews won't go without a Police escort.
 
What? You think there aren't 'no go zones' in British cities?

During Ops THESEUS and VIVACE (the London suicide bombings) 'Right we want to search (here) in Birmingham and (here) in London.'

"Nah, can't do that, you need two PSUs minimum to go into those areas."
Just because the police is full of spineless bastards doesn't make the area a no-go, just a no we won't go area.*

* Sarcasm warning.


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