Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by maccabonga, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. A Priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All the men got up..... "No! I meant who has seen a cock?" All the women got up.... "No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half the women got up. "Oh! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?" All the kids got up....