Four hours + a few minutes to go ex-dvr

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by lipstik, Nov 1, 2003.

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  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW, sorry its early but so is the rugby in the morning, very inconsiderate having to set the alarm on a Sunday....... :D

    And even as a baby, ex-dvr star quality shone through.......
  2. ex-dvr.......

    ....Happy Birthday! :D
  3. So youll be getting a letter from Betty the boss? When do you sign out your cap, red tunic and motorised chair?


    Happy birthday you old scroat, no one, apart from lippie is that old!!
  4. probably the year after you Flash...

    thanks Britegirlie!

    and of course to Lippy for making me chuckle with the link, and i cant remember that far back but I probably was like that :lol:

  5. P.S.

    is it wise to put a photo of yourself on this site!!
  6. Can't be Flash, all the pics he has of himself involve him being impaled on a large black rubber dildo
  7. Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you............
  8. Happy Birthday Ex-Dvr. I hope you have a nice day, and I'll have a few jars of beer on your behalf this afternoon :D .
  9. Happy birthday you crusty old git

    At least now yo have an excuse to smell like piss :D :D
  10. As i am not quite at the piss smelling stage, i had better go out for some more stella flavoured sherbets!

    gunny thanks for the thought of helping me out, please feel free to kick the arrse out of how many beers you have on my behalf

    Catch you all later....maybe! :D
  11. OOps, i think i'm nearly at that stage! (smelling of piss)
    So do i change now or just carry on!

    all advice gratefully ignored :oops:
  12. I had a few pints for you matey. I'm piissed as a old man's fart. Slow and smelly.