OKay. Its Sunday morning and the trouble and strife has finally moaned at you long enough to encourage you to dig up that feckin big bush in the garden. Whilst diggin you find a strange coloured bottle covered in mud. After a brief rub a big feckin Genie pops out and offers to grant you 3 wishes. What would you wish for? Mine would be something like this: 1. A 20 bedroom mansion in the countryside with a full house staff, including Natilie Portman as my personal bath asistant, Kirsten Dunst as my maid, Kelly Brook as my butler, Rebecca Loos and Abby Titmus to replace the wife. 2. An orchard of money trees, each tree producing a million a week 3. The walls of my sprawling 1500 acres of my estate would have huge walls with spikes containing every member of the labour party's heads.