Fosters Helpline

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Dennis48, Feb 3, 2013.

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  1. "G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
    "I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her m!nge has completely closed up"
    "Bummer dude".
    "Thanks mate, bye"
  2. Subtle.:scratch: .