Forties, married, two kids, bored

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Aleegee1698

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Thinking about what I got up to as a young Bill Oddie, and what I m faced with now. Got 2 almost adult daughters, so not only the fact that they re robbing me left right and centre, I also have to sort out their bureaucracy, try and get them into work, study, apprenticeship etc. On top of that is the mortgage, 3 vehicles, 2 dogs.

Edited to save my marriage!
 
#3
All depends what stage of your career you are at. If you are waiting on your gratuity and pension, I would strongly advise you to stay put, otherwise the other half will take you to the cleaners.

How old are your daughters - almost adult? Over 12?
 
#5
Do the Russian, do one before she stings you for anything, keep calm and carry on.

Or you could stay with the Russian tart and reap the rewards of your mid life crisis, which inevitably will be....gential warts, vodka dependency, no house (your wife will get it) and an ever increasing paranonia that Olga is putting Thallium in your beef stroganoff.
 
#7
definitely live in harmony with your three girls,then send me Olga and your worries are over and my pleasures are just beginning.
you don't have to thank me i am just kind hearted.
 
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Aleegee1698

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All depends what stage of your career you are at. If you are waiting on your gratuity and pension, I would strongly advise you to stay put, otherwise the other half will take you to the cleaners.

How old are your daughters - almost adult? Over 12?
I get me 165 quid when I m 60, thats my pension!

I want Olga to take me to the cleaners, I would drink a bath full of her bath-water post her clearing up radioactive waste at Chernobyl if I could get in her kecks.


My daughters are 17 and 20, sorry to dissapoint you (!)................
 
#9
I get me 165 quid when I m 60, thats my pension!

I want Olga to take me to the cleaners, I would drink a bath full of her bath-water post her clearing up radioactive waste at Chernobyl if I could get in her kecks.

My daughters are 17 and 20, sorry to dissapoint you (!)................
It's a no brainer then, mate. Time to do a runner with Olga, but taking on board what Moody says - those Russians are trouble don't you know? She may be a stunner now (at 23), but have you clocked her Mum yet? That's the future.
 
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Aleegee1698

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Do the Russian, do one before she stings you for anything, keep calm and carry on.

Or you could stay with the Russian tart and reap the rewards of your mid life crisis, which inevitably will be....gential warts, vodka dependency, no house (your wife will get it) and an ever increasing paranonia that Olga is putting Thallium in your beef stroganoff.
All up for Olgas genital warts, (and the Vodka) how can you help me get that far?
 

TheIronDuke

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#12
Got 2 almost adult daughters, so not only the fact that they re robbing me left right and centre, I also have to sort out their bureaucracy, try and get them into work, study, apprenticeship etc. On top of that is the mortgage, 3 vehicles, 2 dogs, and the fact that I have fallen in love with a 23 year old Russian Bird, who really wants to eat English Beef.
Fascinating. So, that mountain bike? The red one in the garage that you bought and rode once. Then ran out of puff. You want to sell it? Can swap for a jet ski?
 
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Aleegee1698

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She told me. "Hi, I am thee Olga Jaxie. Guess where I takes it Ingleese?" It was at that point that I fell in love.
I know the feeling, it was love at first sight, it was that innocent accent of the petite Russian female that made me think, "I want to stick my cock up your pooper.....
 
#16
I need a female shoulder to lean on, do I do the Ruski up the Tradesmens entrance, or forever live in harmony with "me 3 girls", all that debt and responsibility, the 2 dogs, or just do one to BATUS with Olga?

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It doesn't have to be an either/or situation. Take a tip from Charlie Sheen. Tell her indoors that a new bedmate is arriving, and she will help out around the house and in the frolics department. Imagin the smile on your dearests face when she realizes she will have someone to chat to as she scrubs your semen splattered jocks. and the competition for your attention in the bedroom will bring forward as yet unknown talents and pleasures.

Alternatively get your flabby arse here to Manila where I can introduce you to some of the finest slappers to be found in any girlie bar in the world. Tell your wife and GF it's a business trip. That's what I told mine in 98 and she still thinks I'm coming back.
 
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Aleegee1698

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It doesn't have to be an either/or situation. Take a tip from Charlie Sheen. Tell her indoors that a new bedmate is arriving, and she will help out around the house and in the frolics department. Imagin the smile on your dearests face when she realizes she will have someone to chat to as she scrubs your semen splattered jocks. and the competition for your attention in the bedroom will bring forward as yet unknown talents and pleasures.

Alternatively get your flabby arse here to Manila where I can introduce you to some of the finest slappers to be found in any girlie bar in the world. Tell your wife and GF it's a business trip. That's what I told mine in 98 and she still thinks I'm coming back.
Hello Baz, long time no hear. Advice taken. Am currently writing a book about my excessive sexual antics with financial sector Singaporeans, cheap Russians, and those Multi-culti Sluts in Manila, should be a Bestseller, they like my tactical red, and my Dr. Dr. Psych. title, its a Battery Road Bangathon..........
 
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Mark The Convict

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I have fallen in love with a 23 year old Russian Bird, who really wants English citizenship.
Amended to reflect reality. Look no further than Mel 'Barking' Gibson's recent past for a preview of your 'future', should you continue trifling with the itinerant harlot.
 
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Aleegee1698

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#20
(forgetting that this is the naafi, take the davice of your avatar)
Is that the "Tell nobody, not even her", or the "I hate people" bit? Dont care, I just wanna do it to her, and do it, and stop and have a fag and a shit, maybe a cuppa, and do it, and do it on her again.........
 

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