Former US missile base to be sold

#1
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0924/titanmissilebase.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-B...oryZ1607QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



Monday, 24 September 2007 17:47

A former US intercontinental ballistic missile base, equipped with a vast underground network of tunnels and rooms has been put up for sale in the US.

The facility, now without the atomic warheads, is located near the remote Moses Lake in the northwest state of Washington.

The warheads and missiles went when the US government abandoned the Titan bases in the 1970s.

The former Larsen military base includes 4,000sq.m of space on 23 hectares of land, and is for sale on the eBay website for $1.5 million.

A Los Angeles investor bought the former base 10 years ago from owners who had purchased the property in the 1970s, when the US government concluded the Titan missiles had become obsolete. There are 18 former Titan bases in the US and nearly all of them have been sold off.

To use the entire underground network (artist's impression left), the current owner says several million dollars worth of remodelling would be required

According to the owner, this base is 'the ultimate home' offering the utmost security, while providing a chance for the buyer to enjoy an underground city.
I want, I want, I want!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What a perfect place to finalise my plans for world domination, while stroking a white pussy (that'd have to be shaved as I'm allergic to cats - fill in your own punchline!) :D
 
#2
flamingo said:
I want, I want, I want!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What a perfect place to finalise my plans for world domination, while stroking a white pussy (that'd have to be shaved as I'm allergic to cats - fill in your own punchline!) :D
Are you insane man? Any self respecting gentleman knows that the only proper place to build your evil lair and plot world domination is into the side of an active volcano somewhere in the Pacific. ;)
 
#3
Brick said:
flamingo said:
I want, I want, I want!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What a perfect place to finalise my plans for world domination, while stroking a white pussy (that'd have to be shaved as I'm allergic to cats - fill in your own punchline!) :D
Are you insane man? Any self respecting gentleman knows that the only proper place to build your evil lair and plot world domination is into the side of an active volcano somewhere in the Pacific. ;)
That is sooo passe! :twisted:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
It would be the perfect location for a caring and sharing commune, for lentil cooking, macrame wearing lesbian and gay peace activists. In fact, I might make a bid myself and start my own commune, but have a department working toward world domination too.
To be fair though, I would only recruit lipstick lesbians, or bi ladies. Because we may need to breed, and, it could be that tv reception may be poor, so will need something to watch!
 
#5
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
smartascarrots said:
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
Ah yes, but let us not forget that there will also be a Daisy Mae, a Dolly lulu and various other bouncing beauties available. And, what with the local yokels all having 6 toes and webbed fingers, they will be only too pleased to have to serve a semi-normal man!
 
#7
old_fat_and_hairy said:
smartascarrots said:
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
Ah yes, but let us not forget that there will also be a Daisy Mae, a Dolly lulu and various other bouncing beauties available. And, what with the local yokels all having 6 toes and webbed fingers, they will be only too pleased to have to serve a semi-normal man!
OF&H, semi normal?
<falls off chair>
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#8
PE4rocks said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
smartascarrots said:
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
Ah yes, but let us not forget that there will also be a Daisy Mae, a Dolly lulu and various other bouncing beauties available. And, what with the local yokels all having 6 toes and webbed fingers, they will be only too pleased to have to serve a semi-normal man!
OF&H, semi normal?
<falls off chair>
By the local standards, certainly.
 
#9
old_fat_and_hairy said:
PE4rocks said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
smartascarrots said:
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
Ah yes, but let us not forget that there will also be a Daisy Mae, a Dolly lulu and various other bouncing beauties available. And, what with the local yokels all having 6 toes and webbed fingers, they will be only too pleased to have to serve a semi-normal man!
OF&H, semi normal?
<falls off chair>
By the local standards, certainly.
Why, after reading these posts, can I not get this banjo music out of my head!
 

oldbaldy

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#10
Retail opportunity?
The Missile Base consists of 57 acres of real estate. The center secured portion of the property is protected by the original barbed-wire-topped chainlink fence. There is a paved road leading into the property with dual entry gates.

Above ground is the original 40 X 100 shop building, two concrete targeting structures, two manufactured homes, two 8 X 8 X 40 storage containers, and the silo tops of the three missile silos, two antenna silos, one entry portal and a few other misc structures.

Below ground is a huge complex consisting of 16 buildings and thousands of feet of connecting tunnels. The major underground structures are:

1.
Three - 160' Tall Missile Silos
2.
Three - 4 story Equipment Terminal Buildings
3.
Three - Fuel Terminal Buildings
4.
Two - 6 story Antenna Silos
5.
One Air Intake/Filtration Building
6.
One 100' diameter Control Dome Building
7.
One 125' diameter Power Dome Building
8.
One - 6 story Entry Portal Building
9.
and a few other misc buildings and areas
Only $300,000 down!
http://www.themissilebase.com/home
 
#11
Murphy_Slaw said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
PE4rocks said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
smartascarrots said:
It would be perfect if it wasn't for the fact it's in Shitsville USA. Lets face it, would you want Cooter and Cletus for neighbours? They'd probably think you were form the FBI come to take their guns away.

Location, location, location...
Ah yes, but let us not forget that there will also be a Daisy Mae, a Dolly lulu and various other bouncing beauties available. And, what with the local yokels all having 6 toes and webbed fingers, they will be only too pleased to have to serve a semi-normal man!
OF&H, semi normal?
<falls off chair>
By the local standards, certainly.
Why, after reading these posts, can I not get this banjo music out of my head!
Boy's gotta purty mouth. Probably.
 

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