Form an orderly queue please gents...

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  1. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    Now I'm suddenly interested in medicine!
  2. Now I know why my missus doesn`t like gardening!!
  3. Ginger Gwar :D
  4. Sammy The Cat

    Sammy The Cat War Hero

    There are 2 questions:

    Would I - If she were a normal average run of the woman, or;

    Would I - given that she is suffering from a mental health disorder.

    In either case the answer is the same...... she is a gwar - so no way.
  5. Poof!
  6. "If it carries on like this she is going to get raped"

    I prefer the people i rape to be screaming and unwilling, personally.
  7. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    Sick b@stard! :D:D
  8. jumpinmonkey

    jumpinmonkey Old-Salt

    i think i have this affliction, my life is ruled by sex!!!
  9. Ozzymick

    Ozzymick Old-Salt

    Could turn her into a right money making venture, what a fool, get her off the drugs and tied to a bed.

    Cherr Ching
  10. Aloysius

    Aloysius Old-Salt

    Great turn of phrase from the Daily Mail: "inappropriate relations". I've got some of those, I just don't send them Christmas cards.
  11. You know that when MDN asks you to call him "Uncle" it's not cos he's actually related to you...
  12. Note that they don't name the town.

    Or street.

  13. It's easy. Look for the house with the path beaten to the door (revolving or possibly saloon-style)
  14. Damn I was thinking exactly the same .. £20 a trick .. jobs a good un