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Form an orderly queue, ladies......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chasndave, Jul 15, 2009.

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  1. chasndave

    chasndave LE

    chasndave, Jul 15, 2009
    #1
  2. Markintime

    Markintime LE

    Perhaps if his Mum would take a back seat he could get things going himself!
    Whoever takes his Mum on a date? :D
     
    Markintime, Jul 15, 2009
    #2
  3. spent_case

    spent_case Old-Salt

    He's waiting for Miss Right. He's out of luck I married her in 2001. She turned out to be Miss 'I want a new car, a new patio, a new house, a new kitchen and a new handbag'

    I turned out to be Mr 'Fack Off, am going down the pub'
     
    spent_case, Jul 15, 2009
    #3
  4. EX_STAB

    EX_STAB LE

    I'm rarely lost for words.... :O
     
    EX_STAB, Jul 15, 2009
    #4
  5. Bugsy

    Bugsy

    Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

    MsG
     
    Bugsy, Jul 15, 2009
    #5
  6. msr

    msr LE

    msr, Jul 15, 2009
    #6
  7. Markintime

    Markintime LE

    Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant! :p
     
    Markintime, Jul 15, 2009
    #7
  8. Dunghill

    Dunghill Old-Salt

    never shag a dyslexic dwarf
    its not big and its not clever
     
    Dunghill, Jul 15, 2009
    #8
  9. Bugsy

    Bugsy

    Kaboom, tish! Cheers, msr. So what's the Italian word for "eight", then?

    MsG
     
    Bugsy, Jul 15, 2009
    #9
  10. msr

    msr LE

    Way over my head. I am no longer a cunning linguist ;)
     
    msr, Jul 15, 2009
    #10
  11. nebapneb

    nebapneb LE

    cap duly doffed sir, outstanding! :D
     
    nebapneb, Jul 15, 2009
    #11
  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!
     
    Fang_Farrier, Jul 15, 2009
    #12
  13. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    This is one of her vids

    http://nextbutton.pureprofile.com/TVC/?id=4333

    This is her pic:

    [​IMG]

    He may be a tard but there's feck all wrong with his eyes! :)
     
    CC_TA, Jul 16, 2009
    #13
  14. chasndave

    chasndave LE


    She's bloody lovely! If I were a flid I wouldn't mind her chewing on my tackle. How much do you reckon she charges - I think I could find a wheelchair somewhere or other if it were to get me a discount.
     
    chasndave, Jul 16, 2009
    #14
  16. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Stephen Hawking might lend you his, but the bloody thing never shuts up.
     
    eodmatt, Jul 16, 2009
    #15