Form an orderly queue, ladies......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chasndave, Jul 15, 2009.

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  1. Perhaps if his Mum would take a back seat he could get things going himself!
    Whoever takes his Mum on a date? :D
  2. He's waiting for Miss Right. He's out of luck I married her in 2001. She turned out to be Miss 'I want a new car, a new patio, a new house, a new kitchen and a new handbag'

    I turned out to be Mr 'Fack Off, am going down the pub'
  3. I'm rarely lost for words.... :O
  4. Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

  5. msr

    msr LE

  6. Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant! :p
  7. never shag a dyslexic dwarf
    its not big and its not clever
  8. Kaboom, tish! Cheers, msr. So what's the Italian word for "eight", then?

  9. msr

    msr LE

    Way over my head. I am no longer a cunning linguist ;)
  10. cap duly doffed sir, outstanding! :D
  11. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!
  12. This is one of her vids

    This is her pic:


    He may be a tard but there's feck all wrong with his eyes! :)

  13. She's bloody lovely! If I were a flid I wouldn't mind her chewing on my tackle. How much do you reckon she charges - I think I could find a wheelchair somewhere or other if it were to get me a discount.
  14. Stephen Hawking might lend you his, but the bloody thing never shuts up.