Form an orderly queue, ladies......

[chasndave]

Obviously a slow news day for the Torygraph....

Down's syndrome virginity appeal man turns down all sex offers

Any takers....??

 

[Markintime]

Perhaps if his Mum would take a back seat he could get things going himself!
Whoever takes his Mum on a date?

 

[spent_case]

Obviously a slow news day for the Torygraph....

Down's syndrome virginity appeal man turns down all sex offers

Any takers....??

He's waiting for Miss Right. He's out of luck I married her in 2001. She turned out to be Miss 'I want a new car, a new patio, a new house, a new kitchen and a new handbag'

I turned out to be Mr 'Fack Off, am going down the pub'

 

[EX_STAB]

Mum Lucy, who adopted Otto from birth, said he almost popped his cherry when Rachel Wotton, 32, a prostitute who specialises in providing sex for disabled people, visited their home in Abingdon, Oxon, in May.

I'm rarely lost for words.... :O

 

[Bugsy]

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

 

[msr]

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

Is it not German? http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Otto

 

[Markintime]

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

Is it not German?

Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant!

 

[Dunghill]

never shag a dyslexic dwarf
its not big and its not clever

 

[Bugsy]

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

Is it not German?

Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant!

Kaboom, tish! Cheers, msr. So what's the Italian word for "eight", then?

MsG

 

[msr]

Way over my head. I am no longer a cunning linguist

 

[nebapneb]

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

Is it not German?

Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant!

cap duly doffed sir, outstanding!

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Mum Lucy, who adopted Otto from birth, said he almost popped his cherry when Rachel Wotton, 32, a prostitute who specialises in providing sex for disabled people, visited their home in Abingdon, Oxon, in May.

I'm rarely lost for words.... :O

Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!

 

[CC_TA]

Mum Lucy, who adopted Otto from birth, said he almost popped his cherry when Rachel Wotton, 32, a prostitute who specialises in providing sex for disabled people, visited their home in Abingdon, Oxon, in May.

I'm rarely lost for words.... :O

Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!

This is one of her vids

http://nextbutton.pureprofile.com/TVC/?id=4333

This is her pic:

He may be a tard but there's feck all wrong with his eyes!

 

[chasndave]

Mum Lucy, who adopted Otto from birth, said he almost popped his cherry when Rachel Wotton, 32, a prostitute who specialises in providing sex for disabled people, visited their home in Abingdon, Oxon, in May.

I'm rarely lost for words.... :O

Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!

This is one of her vids

http://nextbutton.pureprofile.com/TVC/?id=4333

This is her pic:

He may be a tard but there's feck all wrong with his eyes!

She's bloody lovely! If I were a flid I wouldn't mind her chewing on my tackle. How much do you reckon she charges - I think I could find a wheelchair somewhere or other if it were to get me a discount.

 

[eodmatt]

Stephen Hawking might lend you his, but the bloody thing never shuts up.