Form an orderly queue, ladies......

Obviously a slow news day for the Torygraph....

Down's syndrome virginity appeal man turns down all sex offers

Any takers....??

 

Perhaps if his Mum would take a back seat he could get things going himself!
Whoever takes his Mum on a date?

 

He's waiting for Miss Right. He's out of luck I married her in 2001. She turned out to be Miss 'I want a new car, a new patio, a new house, a new kitchen and a new handbag'

I turned out to be Mr 'Fack Off, am going down the pub'

 

I'm rarely lost for words.... :O

 

Fancy giving him an Italian name like Otto.

MsG

 

Is it not German? http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Otto

 

Surely not? Damn Bugsy, you're on fire these days, and to hook a Mod, brilliant!

 

never shag a dyslexic dwarf
its not big and its not clever

 

Kaboom, tish! Cheers, msr. So what's the Italian word for "eight", then?

MsG

 

Way over my head. I am no longer a cunning linguist

 

cap duly doffed sir, outstanding!

 

Probably has her own website. Wonder if it's worksafe!

 

This is one of her vids

http://nextbutton.pureprofile.com/TVC/?id=4333

This is her pic:



He may be a tard but there's feck all wrong with his eyes!

 

She's bloody lovely! If I were a flid I wouldn't mind her chewing on my tackle. How much do you reckon she charges - I think I could find a wheelchair somewhere or other if it were to get me a discount.

 

Stephen Hawking might lend you his, but the bloody thing never shuts up.