Forgot to SORN. Spot of bother?

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by Ravers, Feb 20, 2013.

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The SORN ran out on my shitty little Chinese motorbike at the end of December, it's something that had totally slipped my mind.

    Just done it online now but the website says my details are being passed to their enforcement unit.

    Am I in the shit, or can I just expect a snottogram off the massive bellends?
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    80 quid fine IIRC
  3. Bend over lube up. You're going to be butt fucked........................... We Need Your Money.
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Robbing *****.

    The bike only costs 15 quid a year to tax.

    I'm sending faeces to the DVLA.
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  5. I did the same with my LC. Using what they took me for:

    You've to pay your tax up to date, pro-rata, mmm 2 months @ £16 p.a. = £2.66. Oh, and the £80 as well. Heh.
  6. Have your day in court, I won
  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    iirc its one of those pay up or it gets bigger.
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    What was your defence?

    "I was busy during the day and drunk during the evening."

    Not sure that'll stand up.
  9. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    That happened to me with the Dog Shit Man.

    Let my dog shit on what appeared to be a bomb site at 7am on a Sunday morn and was clocked by the Dog Shit Man.

    That pile of shit cost me more than the ******* dog!!!
  10. Deny everything and admit nothing.
  11. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Bomb site?

    Do you live in 1950's East London?

    Or Basra?
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  12. He means his lounge. The Dog Shit Man refers to his family's social worker.
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  13. Probably up North, some place.
  14. I was off by a couple or three months - did it online a couple of weeks after I got the 'we're not very happy' letter and no comebacks.
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  15. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Rock and roll, that's the kind of answer I was hoping for.

    Have a like.