Mrs Puttees hails from deepest, darkest Northumberland, from a small town on the outskirts of Otterburn Training Area which was probably known to the Roman invaders as "Uno Equus." Anyway, during a conversation today.... Mrs Puttees: You know, when you're using the SatNav... Puttees: Yes... Mrs Puttees: .... and you're using it abroad.... Puttees: Yes.... (I just knew I was in for a treat - wifey is NOT technically-minded) Mrs Puttees: Well, does it still speak to you in English? Now I know why we've got so many asylum seekers in Britain. Can anybody recommend a good asylum? For me or the wife. I'm not fussed.