the other day... me, my mum, my sister and her fella were having a chat and me mum was going on about how grumpy her man (not my dad her new husband) is of late... so in true Disco Dan fasion I suggested she go and get nasty in the bedroom... to which my mum replied "I would if I could love but the boat went out ages ago, I am like the sahara desert downstairs, I dried up ages ago". To which I replied "your ricker has'nt dried up!"... with this sister stands up in disgust and walks out... her fella chokes on his coffee he is swigging and spray's the dining room. My mum?... what does she do?... pisses herself laughing and cant move for the next fifteen minutes because of uncontrolable fits of laughter and un scheduled water movements. I love my mum... but what I said was just one of them "forgot who I was talking to quotes"... but at least she could laugh about it.