Forest Fr1ends

[aardvark64]

I have to admitt their use of the word burglarized grips my sh1t.

But only momentarily?

 

[gorillaguts981!]

I have to admitt their use of the word burglarized grips my sh1t.

I usually asked that if a woman has been sexually assaulted, has she been raperized?

 

[Kirkz]

I usually asked that if a woman has been sexually assaulted, has she been raperized?

It wouldn't surprise me if they said no assaulterized.

 

[Old Stab]

It wouldn't surprise me if they said no assaulterized.

If they get nabbed for something though are they Caughterized?

 

[Nimbus]

I have to admitt their use of the word burglarized grips my sh1t.

I do believe that the correct term is ‘Burglarization’, which is committed by a ‘Burglarizer’.
Or perhaps a wobber…

 

[Tedsson]

When Walter Annenberg, the US ambassador to the UK, met the Queen and told her that he lived in the US embassy "subject to some discomfiture as a result of the need for elements of refurbishing".

I think he meant he was having his house painted.

He was an amiable old duffer and very much an Anglophile - he probably thought that was how everybody in Britain spoke.

 

[smartascarrots]

One thing's for sure, their brand of English has certainly been bastardised.

 

[GrumpyWasTooCheerful]

One thing's for sure, their brand of English has certainly been bastardised.

Umm... sorry, it's ours that's more mongrel than the Septics. Brit English has the influence of nigh on 250 years of Empire imports; the Septics much, much less; theirs is nearer to original English than ours; plus their version became "standardized" long before ours, theirs having many fewer dialects competing for influence in the main branch.

 

[kiwidoug]

Umm... sorry, it's ours that's more mongrel than the Septics. Brit English has the influence of nigh on 250 years of Empire imports; the Septics much, much less; theirs is nearer to original English than ours; plus their version became "standardized" long before ours, theirs having many fewer dialects competing for influence in the main branch.

Sacre bleu!

 

[Kirkz]

Umm... sorry, it's ours that's more mongrel than the Septics. Brit English has the influence of nigh on 250 years of Empire imports; the Septics much, much less; theirs is nearer to original English than ours; plus their version became "standardized" long before ours, theirs having many fewer dialects competing for influence in the main branch.

There's no such thing as American English.
There's English and Gibberish.

 

[GrumpyWasTooCheerful]

There's no such thing as American English.
There's English and Gibberish.

I shall go to the corner and make like Little Hack Horner. But I'm not trimming me thumb nails. Got caught out last time when the lights went out and I stuck out my thumb.... Christmas pies don't normally giggle!

 

[Flash MacTavish]

 

[Flash MacTavish]

 

[PlasticCabDriver]

View attachment 632754

The good old days of the shitfest*. And the often accompanying pukefest*. I remember them well. (I try not to, but they won’t fuck off out of my head).

*the childrens’ shitfests and pukefests I am talking about, like in the picture. Not my own alcohol related incidents. Before anyone says anything.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

The good old days of the shitfest*. And the often accompanying pukefest*. I remember them well. (I try not to, but they won’t fuck off out of my head).

*the childrens’ shitfests and pukefests I am talking about, like in the picture. Not my own alcohol related incidents. Before anyone says anything.

The joys of poop leakage out the neck of the baby's sleep suit.

 

[Gout Man]

There's no such thing as American English.
There's English and Gibberish.

I’ll be the first to admit that at times I’m rather fluent in Giberish.

 

[NSP]

I’ll be the first to admit that at times I’m rather fluent in Giberish.

Most people. when drunk, become fluent in Swahili.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

I have to admitt their use of the word burglarized grips my sh1t.

That's a word?

 

[Kirkz]

That's a word?

Not in English.
The Septics seem to think it is.

 

[Dwarf]

Not in English.
The Septics seem to think it is.

So in Septicish yes.