Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Mar 15, 2006.

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  1. Okay.. I'll admit to trying out some of the ' recipes ' in those stupid loveplay books they toss out around Valentine's Day.. wifey and I ' sampled ' using honey or chocolate sauce on an occasion but the missues seemed concerned about staining the sheets and kicking the dog out from licking the pillows and didn't seem to get into the spirit of things all that well. She had a real problem with the ice cube trick from 9 & 1/2 Weeks as well....but were mere minor league players to the great foreplay artists; seems the immortal Salvador Dali included live lobsters in his foreplay games on more than one occasion..!!!

    Anyone else care to admit to some unique or unusual stimulation/turn on items..
    and MDN I don't need to hear about your inventive use of pig's bladders, distributor leads and the back yard sump pump...