Bless em. My better half has to deal with three languages on daily basis and it messes her pretty little head right up. She speaks Thai to her Mother and all her Asian cronnies, she speaks German at work and of course English to me. Now, the Thai and German she speaks fluently but I would say her English is at about 85% which gives me a constant source of amusement. Not as much as it used to because her English keeps improving but here is two of her good ones from yesterday; "Honey, I've put the wet clothes in the trumble driver!" "If I get hungry later I will just **** a pizza in the oven!" There must be good few of you married to foreigners who keep destroying the English Language? Do tell!