Foreign Shit Towns

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Kromeriz, Aug 7, 2013.

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  1. As no one bit... I'll suggust

    Ostrava, the Czech Republic as a pretty shit town... youtube evidence available.

    What get's me is that the locals love it...

    Anymore out there?
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  2. Nanuki
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  3. Bruge. Aiya Napa. Calais.
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  4. Swansea.
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  5. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs


    I banged some ugly old skipper there and she wasn't even grateful. Threw me out when we were finished.

  6. Shame Carlisle isn't a little further north and across the border.....
  7. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Cleveland, Ohio
    Barcelona (christ, is it overrated)
    Frederickshaven, Denmark
    La Spezia
    Alexandria (Eqypt)
    Jacksonville, Florida

    Wouldn't it be easier to have a thread entitled "Pleasant foreign towns?" It would easier to list the places I like
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  8. Anywhere in Spain where lots of unemployed British people have decided to bug out too. Biggest shit holes on earth full of plastic gangsters and knobbers fiddling the system from the UK. Ironically the same country they spend the whole of their worthless lives slagging off.
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  9. Poruba was okay... And Kromeriz is very pleasant. Mrs H_M 2nd's home town ain't up to much.
  10. I really hope you had belt fed condoms when you visited those Ports...
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  11. Bongoville.

    Capital of Bongo-bongo Land.
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  12. Cannes - in fact most of the Riviera - unless you can afford a gate.
  13. You had hinted you were busy most times and no time for the sights.... I hope you appreciate the effort I have gone to to sanitized that sentence. Poruba is also a different town.

    Still a shit hole mind.
  14. Janet Street Porter hasn't improved with age, has she?
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  15. That's not JSP - her gobs shut.
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