Just heard a really weird piece on the radio (4 FM Cork) about an English woman who woke up one morning and started speaking in a foreign accent. Very strange wind up me thinks. But no, fuck me, âtis true. She was interviewed and said that she awoke one morning and sounded like an Eastern European, another day it was French, this mornings latest incarnation sounded just like the bird behind the counter at my local Chinese Take-Away. Apparently she is only the 66th person in the world diagnosed with this unfortunate ailment, which got me thinkingâ¦ If you were to awake one fine morning, going about your ablutions in the normal manner, totally unaware that you had been afflicted, whistling along to the fine tune on the radio, and going through the finer details in your head covering that very very important presentation you were due to give at 0900hrs to the very very important Foreign Investors & Company Directorsâ¦ What accent would you prefer to blurt out to a stunned audience?