Foreign Fanny Stereotypes

#1
The polish wimmin thread and my own, dear missus, got me thinking.

What are the stereotypes of foreign fanny? The missus is Canadian, who are well renowned for being dirty sluts and liking a bit of choccy starfish action. Thus I have laboured under false hopes for too long...

People always bang on about the frogs, but all the french "women" I've met are greasier than Peter Mandelson's colon, hairer than a monkey and I have strong urges to hit them in the face with a cricket bat.

And oh... the Swedish... Blonde and beautiful... feckin gorgeous

Irish, red-headed and temperamental. I can vouch for that one...

Arrser's experience? Dirtiest foreign flange or do the scousers win hands down?
 
#3
vood said:
Mrs Vood is Chinese !!!

Sweet and sour box anyone ??
Using chopsticks instead of drinking from the furry cup?

Does she bang like a barn door in a gale? I always thought Chinese would be dirty and sex crazed, craving for some escape from their restrictive past/present.
 
#5
Thai chicks: really are LBFM's. Also have an irresistable desire to 'mother' you.

Indian girl: Insane and had an irresistable desire to 'smother' me.

I have to admit the Indian assessment is based upon a single sample. (she tried to set fire to my head in the bar)

Of the component nations of the UK, English girls are definitely less repressed than their celtic counterparts.

And there are more of them!
 
#6
vood said:
No stereotyping here but she does luv it long time !!

Down side is typical asian 32a's up top
Upside to the downside is that they'll still be perky long after the more endowed females' t!ts are warming their knees.

Accentuate the positive, I say.
 
#8
Went out with a Japanesse lass at uni. After watching some Jap films I thought they were all truely filthy little cockhounds.


Nope.
 
#10
gingwarr said:
My brother made me believe (from a young age that all asian vag's go sideways. I was almost upset when I found out they didn't.
Why? Are you a harmonica player?
 
#11
vood said:
No stereotyping here but she does luv it long time !!

Down side is typical asian 32a's up top
Well, there's Christmas and her birthday sorted out....and you get to benefit as well!
 
#13
Crabby starting a thread on women is akin to Woopert starting a thread on warryness.

What the fcuk do you know about Canadian women, the closest you ever got to one was thrapping over a Celine Dione album cover......and failing to get yourself off.

As for tiddly birds......... Bllleeeuurrg, side ways on cnuted goppers, not pretty, untrustworthy passport seeking ladyboy slutfcuks.

Why would anyone go for a bird with placcy tits? They are crap!

If you pull a chick and you get her threppnies out and they aren't nice, come on them and ditch her for a chick with nicer tits.
 

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#14
Latvian women - gorgeous, if a little jaded. Small country syndrome, but plenty of initiative when it comes to smuggling diamonds and precious metals.

Russian women - gorgeous, but often hard-bitten, and not easy to fool.
 
#15
Biped, behave.....

All eatern Euro birds are malnourished corn beef skinned cheap porn whores.

With the odd exception, but they live in a distant Hungarian village called honeys.com
 
#17
Not quite 'foreign' but one neglected source of top fanny is those unfortunate types who have found themselves in wheelchairs!

I am not talking about some dribbling window-licker, but the former champion skier type, who has had a serious injury (for those who went to the London crawl, think the lovely 'Kate’)

They are invariably well educated, very fit, immaculately groomed, patient and have a great sense of humour.

In addition, because they have all that phys pushing those wheels around they have amazing upper bodies and the firmest tits ever encountered by man.

They also tend to drive every night as they don’t like leaving their adapted cars outside the pub and can’t get in taxis!

What more do you want?

Trust me ARRSERs, they are worth the effort if you can find one, as long as you can cope with the near constant 'squeaky wheel' jokes from your mates. :(
 
#19
They also tend to drive every night
Mrs. A_A is a diabetic... Same result... :1:
 

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#20
minister_doh_nut said:
Biped, behave.....

All eatern Euro birds are malnourished corn beef skinned cheap porn whores.

With the odd exception, but they live in a distant Hungarian village called honeys.com
This may be true, but unlike western european bints, these ones DO shave their armpits.
 

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