A Frenchman brought over to work on building a new power station goes to A&E. He is of course seen first, in front of local people. The Asian doctor says. " What is your problem sir. The Frenchman whips off his beret to show a small frog, growing out of the top of his head. "The doctor says. " My goodness gracious! what is that?" The frog croaked. "Fucked if I know, it started of as a wart on my arse."