Forcible Repatriation Of Paddington Bear Delayed

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Because the Peruvians won't allow HMS Montrose to visit.

BBC News - Peru cancels Royal Navy visit over Falklands

(c) Auntie

It's all the Argies fault as well, apparently they've taken against Blue PCS as a crime against fashion, and Peru are standing by them in neighbourly solidarity.
 
R

renamed_user

Guest
#2
A couple of thoughts on this:

1.Won't someone think of all those whores/lady boys who won't now be able to afford a little guinea pig meat to go with they're maize gruel.

2.Can the Montrose not give this Peruvian dump a broadside from it 16" guns?
 
#3
A couple of thoughts on this:

1.Won't someone think of all those whores/lady boys who won't now be able to afford a little guinea pig meat to go with they're maize gruel.

2.Can the Montrose not give this Peruvian dump a broadside from it 16" guns?
The only sixteen incher on the Montrose is a black silicon strap-on affair which you can sign out from the pusser!
 

ehwhat

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#6
I have it on very good authority by a source who must remain anonymous as they are not permitted to comment that Paddington Bear has an affiliation with the Shining Path Maoists. Concerns over the likelihood of abuse or torture upon his return to the Peruvian authorities necessitates his continued residence in England as an asylum seeker.

Mr Bear, 54, is currently undergoing medical treatment at an NHS facility for a serious addiction to marmalade thought to have been exacerbated by stress. The insensitive comments concerning the bears pedigree and illegal entry to England in or around 1958 heard during debate in the Commons have been roundly condemned in the Puffington Host. A mass protest is scheduled for later today.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Ah "The Twat In The Hat", not quite in the same league as Dr Seuss.

Any more news on the ursine illegal immigrant with a preserve fetish?
 
#16
This one's a bigger twat in "that" hat:
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TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#20
Yes! Those are the very hats I mentioned!
Fucking dreadful looking shoit!
Nah, they are lovely if you buy the ethnic hand knitted ones. Maybe a bit above your credit limit but you could save up?

peru hats.jpg

Can we have a forum about gobshite from South America? Because it is not like we noticed them much since the last time they gobbed off. Apart from Mexican porn. And snuff vids.

So a forum about South American gobshite but no porn or snuff vids.

Nah. I've changed my mind. Fuck 'em. Never met one who wasn't a crashing fucking bore.
 

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