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#1
Myself and another Arrser were discussing comedians recently; I like Billy Connolly, and not just for his 15 Para background, but feel he's gone off the boil in recent years; my oppo rates Jim Davidson. Who would you like to see and why?


There is a reason behind this, but that will be revealed in the fullness of time...
 
#2
Tommy Trinder, Jimmy Jewell, Jack Warner, Sandy Powell, Max Miller, George Formby, Terry-Thomas, Arthur Askey


ah the old days, smog, gas lighting and outside toilets



Is that my top hat and horsedrawn carriage.........I thank you
 
#3
sfub said:
Who would you like to see and why?
A naked and cowering Katherine Jenkins, preferably squatting in a pool of her own liquid fear. Why? Because I'm a filthy degrader of women, espicially those with wide, splayed labia, cheekily showing the secret place where they piss from.
 
#4
Not so much comediens in their own right,but collectivly I'm going for the cast of Dads Army.No matter how many times I've seen the episodes or the spin off films,they're always funny.
Not to add the military service by the likes of Arnold Ridley,Jon Le Meaisurer ect gave them an insight into service life no civvie actor will ever have.
 
#8
FiveAlpha said:
sfub said:
Who would you like to see and why?
A naked and cowering Katherine Jenkins, preferably squatting in a pool of her own liquid fear. Why? Because I'm a filthy degrader of women, espicially those with wide, splayed labia, cheekily showing the secret place where they piss from.
You started off well and then you just had to go and ruin it!
 
#9
jack-daniels said:
FiveAlpha said:
sfub said:
Who would you like to see and why?
A naked and cowering Katherine Jenkins, preferably squatting in a pool of her own liquid fear. Why? Because I'm a filthy degrader of women, espicially those with wide, splayed labia, cheekily showing the secret place where they piss from.
You started off well and then you just had to go and ruin it!
Yes I know she would never degrade herself to those standards

But I could help her loosen up..... Does this smell of Rohipnol to you darling
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#12
John LeMesurier; always seemed laid back and a bit doddery. Only recently learned he was stoned on cannabis the whole time.

Comedians? Try Al Read, Kenneth Horne, or more recently Jim Davidson for his total incorrectness. Mainstream comedians like Carr etc are ok for a while. Ken Dodd is great value for money, but to really laugh, Bob Newhardt or Gerard Hoffnung do the business, however, comedy is subjective.
 

Ravers

LE
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#13
Personally I'm with Five Alpha.

If we could also add the Irish one from the Saturdays into the mix that would be really great too. Preferably with tear streaked make-up, broken high heels, laddered tights and a slightly ripped blouse.
 
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rogermellie

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#16
Well for me Frankie Boyle is a top man doesnt give a fcuk who/what he offends :D .
Lee Evans is fcuking funny although the cnut always seems to drown in sweat 8O

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Lechies

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#19
Salma Hayek, naked, tied to a wooden chair hands bound behind her back, gently sobbing and saying " please don't hurt me daddy, I'll be a good girl, I promise".
 

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