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#1
It always makes me laugh how scared my dog is of the vacuum cleaner. Still though, it was a lot cheaper than getting a vet to do the abortion.

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Me and my mates had a bender last night. Or we gang raped a gymnast to be more precise.

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I met the new babysitter for the first time last night. The girl that walked through the door was gorgeous! She was a hot young blonde with a fine ass and sexy legs, wearing a low cut top and a cheeky little miniskirt. She didn't have massive boobs, but I'd still give her a right good seeing to. She said to me "Daddy! Come meet the babysitter!"
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
It always makes me laugh how scared my dog is of the vacuum cleaner. Still though, it was a lot cheaper than getting a vet to do the abortion.

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Me and my mates had a bender last night. Or we gang raped a gymnast to be more precise.

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I met the new babysitter for the first time last night. The girl that walked through the door was gorgeous! She was a hot young blonde with a fine ass and sexy legs, wearing a low cut top and a cheeky little miniskirt. She didn't have massive boobs, but I'd still give her a right good seeing to. She said to me "Daddy! Come meet the babysitter!"
You sick fucker, are you a pikey?
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
No but you are you never served shitcunt
Never served? And how would you know that? I served back in the 70's six years, now come on I know it was the sick joke section but that joke about the daughter, no it's just fucking wrong, tell you what I'll take back the Pikey and just say yep right catogary just fucking sick. Now I am deeply upset by that insult of never served!
 
#6
Never served? And how would you know that? I served back in the 70's six years, now come on I know it was the sick joke section but that joke about the daughter, no it's just fucking wrong, tell you what I'll take back the Pikey and just say yep right catogary just fucking sick. Now I am deeply upset by that insult of never served!
Oh man the fuck up please. This isn't e-goat. It's a SICK. JOKE. FORUM.

My dog will happily drink from muddy puddles puddles but when Africans do it, I'm expected to cough up two quid a month?
 
#7
now come on I know it was the sick joke section but that joke about the daughter, no it's just fucking wrong,
How about this one:
I was watching an 18 certificate film with my 8 year old son the other night
"Daddy" he said as he looked up at me, terrified

"Is that woman going to die"?
I gave him a hug, ruffled his hair and said
"son, given the size of the horses cock, I would say it was an absolute certainty"
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
Never served? And how would you know that? I served back in the 70's six years, now come on I know it was the sick joke section but that joke about the daughter, no it's just fucking wrong, tell you what I'll take back the Pikey and just say yep right catogary just fucking sick. Now I am deeply upset by that insult of never served!
Boring cunt!
 
#9
How about this one:
I was watching an 18 certificate film with my 8 year old son the other night
"Daddy" he said as he looked up at me, terrified

"Is that woman going to die"?
I gave him a hug, ruffled his hair and said
"son, if you stop sucking my cock, you will be the one dying"
Fixed that for you
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
I took my teenage daughter to the doctors the other day. During the examination he asked me if she was sexually active.

Apparently saying "No she just lays there like her mother" is the wrong answer.
 
#11
How about this one:
I was watching an 18 certificate film with my 8 year old son the other night
"Daddy" he said as he looked up at me, terrified

"Is that woman going to die"?
I gave him a hug, ruffled his hair and said
"son, given the size of the horses cock, I would say it was an absolute certainty"

You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a handbag.
You wouldn't steal a television.

So why would you download a movie?

Because I don't like getting shot at whilst eating popcorn..........................
 
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