Cast of Characters Blofelt - Monty His cat - Smithers Mini me - the keeper Evil henchman/snitch - the blob Bond - the Guardsman Sidekick - cardiac M - er indoors Q - Q Scene One. Blofelt sat stroking his cat and is menacingly surveying OUR world, slyly working out a cunning plan on who to pick on next and ruin their loyalty to OUR world. Bond crashes through the door with his sidekick and shouts 'The game is up Blofelt, we are on to you' Blofelt replies pushing his pussy behind him 'I don't know why you and cardiac are here, you will pay for this, I don't know why are you here' Bond shouts 'What do you want from us Blofelt' Blofelt replies scratching his dribbling pussy ' I want to take over your world, I want my evil henchmen on every corner, in every office, snitching on everything the good people do. I want my pussy to rule the world with me, with mini me tagging on behind and bringing up the rear. But most of all Bond I will not rest until every person in your world is broken and bend to my will' Bond replies 'Do you expect me to tell you everything?' Blofelt 'No Mr Bond I expect you all to die!' Bond leaps across the room knocking the pussy out of the window. Mini me can't see over the desk, he tries to stand on a chair to hit Bond but as he swings the chair swivels and he falls to the floor. He pulls himself up and is at groin height, he tries to take a bite from Bonds nether regions but Bond is too quick and side steps him sending him tumbling into the wastepaper basket. Blofelt begins to scream, the most ghastly scream ever heard as he realises his snaggly old pussy has been thrown out of the window and as he makes for the door M stand in his way blocking his wrinkly body from escape. bond sees his chance and uses his flamethrower to burn his mother f****** arse, he is duely swept up and dropped in the bin with a squirming mini me. The moral of the story is - no matter how bad things seem, or how hopeless the situation is, no man or woman is greater than OUR world and eventually they all fall down the only factor is HOW HARD?