For the woman who has everything.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by diehard57, Oct 31, 2008.

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  1. If you're stuck for a novel Christmas pressie for the missus/girlfriend - try this.....

    Clicky Linky
  2. Are you taking the piss?
  3. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Pissed myself laughing at that one.

    Ooo look my coat. taxi!!!!!!
  4. Already got one, thanks :wink:
  5. There is no such thing as

    "the woman who has got everything"

    Believe you me they'll f ucking find something they want.
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Check out the military presents section!

    £79 for a Mickery!

  7. The easy answer- what do you give the woman who has everything? Nothing.
  8. What do you give the woman who has everything? Normally, a reason to bitch about you to her mates.
  9. What do give a woman that has everything?

  10. A diagnosis, and a continuous prescription to the drug company who gives holidays....sorry, been teaching tooo many doctors!!!
  11. A dildo with hidden fishhooks.

  12. I wish they'd make their minds up....
  13. Russell Brand, shit with hair.
  14. acl

    acl Old-Salt

    Went on holiday with the OH recently and coming to think of it, I didn't need a shewee to have a wee wee. Yelling at the OH to stop the car, stepping out and pulling down my knickers in a "discrete" location was good enough to leave my mark all over the place.

    We laughed at my spontaneous behaviour for the whole trip :D