For the rich batchelor...

#1
Any of you lads out there that have a few bob in the bank and fancy a young lassie for your pleasure, I'd reccommend this site here...

Clicky

Only in America.
 
#2
Is it Safe for work?
 
#4
MONTY FCUK?!!!!!

The average age is 15. FFS this site claims to be aimed at the bible bashing do gooders, I never knew that it was the christian thing to do to marry your daughter off at 14!!!

Please tell me this site is a wind up.
 
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#6
Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.
I have visions of the Cleatis family from Hicksville :?
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#8
It's odd that, a Christian, bible-bashing site following in Mohamedan traditions. See? They have a lot more in common than they realise these religious feckers. (with each other AND paedo's).
 
#9
Unfortunately it appears to be run by Christian nutjobs:

Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.
Do you think they'll let me test drive a few before I commit?



Although the testimonials do have a certain wah feeling about them:

Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres.

—Mrs. Addrien L

At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!

—Mr. Jack M.

I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!

—Katrina K., married at 14

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!

—Nancy A.
Disclaimer: any sexual references whatsoever are dependant on the individual concerned reaching the age of consent, unless I can replenish my supplies of rohypnol and black bin liners in time.
 
#10
It's got to be a wah!

Anyone remember the Bible bashing, Brit hating Pastor Tobin from a couple of weeks ago? Sounds like the same sort of thing to me - poking fun at Bible-Bashing rednecks.

That or it's set up to catch paedophiles ?

What were you looking for when you found this? :?
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#11
I'm thinking from those 'testimonies' that this is indeed a spoof site, just like the 'other' religious blog we all signed up to.

Methinks we could have some fun however . . . who shall we advertise, and for how much folks?
 
#12
I actually found it on a pretty good informative site.

Clicky

Its a load of stuff posted by people that find things like this on the net. Get some damn good stories on here.
 
#14
As Buggrit said, only in America :roll:

I'm still quite concerned that he clicked on the link 'Marry my 14-yr old daughter' though, he'll be checking out the Thai ladyboy bride sites next (unless they're fully booked up by MDN) :D


Edited for sh*t spelling
 
#15
REgards said:
As Buggrit said, only in America :roll:

I'm still quite concerned that he clicked on the link 'Marry my 14-yr old daughter' though, he'll be checking out the Thai ladyboy bride sites next (unless they're fully booked up by MDN) :D


Edited for sh*t spelling
You got a link for that mate? :wink:
 
#17
Can't we merge the 2 sites and have 'Marry my 14 year old Thai ladyboy'? I'm sure there's money to be made there.

Anonymously of course.......
 
#18
EX_STAB said:
It's got to be a wah!

Anyone remember the Bible bashing, Brit hating Pastor Tobin from a couple of weeks ago? Sounds like the same sort of thing to me - poking fun at Bible-Bashing rednecks.

That or it's set up to catch paedophiles ?

What were you looking for when you found this? :?
Oh sh1t, I proposed to that saucy blonde one. Where's the undo button?

Is that a police car I can hear? Now i'm going to have to blow up anothe hard drive, thanks a lot guys.
 
#20
"Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that."

All for £10,000.

Freedom, thy name is America. 8O
 
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