For the NAAFIrati.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gun_Brickie, May 17, 2013.

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  1. I tried my best to search for this on ARRSE, but I didn't see any mention of this story. Anyhow, barring the tattoos, a night videotaped in bed with her would save me the hassle of bragging about it, nor having to be sober.

    Sun News : Sex tape ruined my career, says former soldier
  2. 1) This is why you should have a keypad lock on your 'phone.
    2) Yes, I would.
  3. Was the dog involved??
  4. Judging by her arms she caught something off him.... or else the pattern is coming off her armchair.
  5. "My reputation and dignity are dirt."

    And if the video wasn't released? As clean as the driven snow! :safe:

    So....where's the video at?
  6. She might be do-able, but her offspring are destined for the drowning pool. Those mongy eyes tell you that a coat hanger and Dyson is a valuable precaution when the bump appears.
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  7. I'm sure that the wizards of the NAAFI bar will provide a link in the next 24 hours.
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  8. The real reason she was dumped was because her name tags put the Canadian Military over budget.
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  9. That explains why this is our new full-dress uniforms for ceremonial parades next year.

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  10. I haven't seen it!?! :? :pc: I reserve judgement until I see the clip as to whether I would want her autograph or not - after all, my porn tastes are pretty sophisticated. :-D :p

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  11. Fair go Rucker! Animal Farm can hardly be called sophisticated. ;-P
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  12. 'One of only two women in the 3rd Battalion of the Royal Canadian Regiment...' I think we'll find that they were both in the video together, hence its popularity; this one has 'dyke' written all over her, presumably in the space left by the ill-considered tattoo.
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  13. Drivers_lag

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    Alas, this is all Google images brings us. 45a9dfbf330a5bc21bd1fe9b52cb79fa.jpg 1366356945962_ORIGINAL.jpg
  14. Of course it does. 'Thirteen minute clip' is a bit of a giveaway too.
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