For the more switched on (lets moi out)

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by jonwilly, Jun 17, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1.     The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

        Here are this year's winners:

        1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

        2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

        3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

        4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

        5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

        6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

        7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and ! the person who doesn't get it.

        8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

        9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

        10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

        11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

        12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

        13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

        14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

        15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

        16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

        17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

        And the pick of the literature:

        18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. (Arrsehole ?)

    sent by a mate
  2. Very good!!

    Need more of these!

  3. :lol: especially 15.

    Thought of a couple:

    Mummoth - Mothers who fail miserably to lose weight after giving birth.

    Stereotypicar - Any car made by Ford.

    Dimpressionism - Art movement. Originally a form of therapy for Alzheimer patients.

    Chaveleon - Person possessing inate ability to adapt instantly to latest fashion.

    Barcinoma - Cancer brought on by excessive and solid drinking.

    Scaturation - Sub-culture of the Scat community. (see: Diarrohea)

    Scatchel - Bag, usually leather. Colloquial term used by scat community for 'doggy-bag'.

    Fartridge - Foul-smelling bird. Member of the pheasant family.

    Spuncture - Undesired hole or opening in condom found during sexual act.

    Edited to add a bit, and again
  4. Darth_Doctrinus has just used the word

    MARRSSES - The Massed ranks of the ARRSE
  5. Don't they regularly play this on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue?