For the more switched on (lets moi out)

#1
    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are this year's winners:

    1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and ! the person who doesn't get it.

    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

    And the pick of the literature:

    18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. (Arrsehole ?)

sent by a mate
john
 
#3
:lol: especially 15.

Thought of a couple:

Mummoth - Mothers who fail miserably to lose weight after giving birth.

Stereotypicar - Any car made by Ford.

Dimpressionism - Art movement. Originally a form of therapy for Alzheimer patients.

Chaveleon - Person possessing inate ability to adapt instantly to latest fashion.

Barcinoma - Cancer brought on by excessive and solid drinking.

Scaturation - Sub-culture of the Scat community. (see: Diarrohea)

Scatchel - Bag, usually leather. Colloquial term used by scat community for 'doggy-bag'.

Fartridge - Foul-smelling bird. Member of the pheasant family.

Spuncture - Undesired hole or opening in condom found during sexual act.


Edited to add a bit, and again
 
#5
Don't they regularly play this on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue?
 

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