Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Beanz, Oct 24, 2005.

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  1. Mega! I've just blown my beans, Beanz old bean.
  2. 8O Beanz!!!! bleeeeeurgh...THAT was horrible!
  3. what a great big bunch of septic uphill gardeners...ladies you have more chance of taking a p iss in the queens handbag than getting laid by one of those screaming lifters !!!!

    I remain safe.
  4. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Edit to confirm that this was not an answer to the last post but just a statement on the whole gay boy dancing thing!!
  5. oh i never suggested any of them were "suitable" for us girlies..... hence the fact i pointed out it was rather gay :wink:
  6. Well i enjoyed it, gayboys or not!

    Thanks Beanz!!!

  7. who cares whether or not they're gay, thought it was very entertaining. Where's me rabbit..................... :lol:
  8. Guy number two was suitably hung, but guy number 4, very Goerge Micheal and soooooo very wrong!!!!!!
  9. In your bedside cabinet where you left it, covered with thick, black curly hairs, sweetcorn kernels and some suspicious, viscous brown substance.
  10. Daddy make it go away!!!!
  11. You could of cleaned it after using it you dirty ba**ard
  12. But you said you would.............................with your mouth.
  13. But you know I don't like sweetcorn. :lol: :lol:
  14. I do, especially when I discover some lodged under my frenulum.