For the Aussies.

#2
I became an Australian this week, well Dual Nationality, I can't lose in the Ashes.

But being from south aus, I don't understand the game with the odd shaped 'ball'.
 
#4
So, they have been straight for 7 years? What were they prior to that?
 
#6
#7
I became an Australian this week, well Dual Nationality, I can't lose in the Ashes.

But being from south aus, I don't understand the game with the odd shaped 'ball'.
Is that League or Union?

I am also fluent in cricket, the off side rule (not a law!!!!) and shite. Ask me any question you want.
 
#9
Where do guide dogs shit and who picks it up?


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Where they want, and blind people have an exceptionly aural and nasal perceptive. They're not fucking daft,

Of course they pick it up, you mong.
 
#10
Where they want, and blind people have an exceptionly aural and nasal perceptive. They're not fucking daft,

Of course they pick it up, you mong.
You seem to know a lot about getting picked up by blind people.

Which suggests to me that their 'nasal perceptive' ain't all that.


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#12
You seem to know a lot about getting picked up by blind people.

Which suggests to me that their 'nasal perceptive' ain't all that.


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I bury the used ones under the patio after smashing their heads in with a 1970s typewriter and a pick helve. I also then get a sweetcorn fork thingy and pluck their eyes out and fry them. It's nice to chop them up and put them in the Actifry - bit of egg wash and flour - gleaming. It's like chcken.

Do you want to pop over tomorrow? I fancy a liver and kidney pie.

Is there another excuse for them being blind?
 
#16
Well now we've seen the cheerleaders when are they going to show the team?
 
#19
QLD made it 8 in a row.

Sneering elitist college boys needn't look.
 

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