Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by g2_loony_bin, Jan 15, 2008.

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  1. Roll up, roll up!

    Here in the North West's premier Sy Section we have several genuine items up for purchasing at knock down prices!

    1 genuine pimp suit, worn only in the desert of Iraq when the wearer worked closely with SF in "questioning" insurgents. A decent confusion tactic that made more Baswari scrotes spill the beans on more than one occasion!

    1 used eyebrow clipper and shapener. In good condition for the amount of usage.

    1 black SF Honda.
  2. msr

    msr LE

    Will you throw in a slightly battered 9mm pistol, complete with Sainbury's carrier bag?
  3. No.
  4. Got those as well. Although I'd have to get into contact with my contact again. Give me a week. Much love.
  5. Don't say "Contact" on the net!
  6. Why? You did...
  7. God this forum has really gone downhill :roll:
  8. No way. I might start a new thread called "How to Hit On Chicks."
  9. Didn't Peter Sutcliffe try that one?
  10. I'll sell you the forum, you can do it up nice!
  11. I always wondered why the editor of the rose & laurel insisted on no bone "in" jokes that no-one else would get.

    Thanks for clearing that one up loony! :wink:

  12. I might grow a beard like him one day. Groom the sh1t out of it and really scare the wife.
  13. Talk to me. What you need?
  14. esoteric humour. always a winner... :roll:
  15. 'Esoteric' is probably the wrong word. How about 'wnak'