Not literate at all so do not order around with big words as he wonât understand
Likes to lie and cheat especially if you are pregnant â thatâs when heâs in his element.
Has no body hair at all so great if you like the Turkey look, just in time for xmas as he likes things stuffed up his arse.
Acts younger than 26 (if this is too old for you) so will adapt to your age or even better if you have young children. If this is too young for you he can pretend to act mature but soon malfunctions.
Very stingy with money and will suit you down to the ground if you are independent and have your own house and car etc. as he has neither of those either and will feel very at home, he works better in this environment.
Loves himself more than anyone else
Great at multi-tasking. Will gladly run around after you â in between cups of tea and contacting other girls.
Must have room for his large Lionel Ritchie, Neil Diamond and extremely sad love album CD collection but great for all you middle aged.
Has no concept of dancing so can take him out without the worry of embarrassment, heâll be too busy eyeing others up anyway.
Wears white slip ons due to his love of Neil Diamond and also Barry Manilow. Not fashion conscious so you may want to eventually upgrade to a finer looking one.
Friend and Squaddie Pal F*******
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS IF INTERESTED. HURRY THOUGH THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE FOR SALE (SHAME)