FOR SALE, THIS IS HILARIOUS - FAIR PLAY TO HER - ARSE

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by sargieboy, Dec 15, 2006.

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  1. Outstanding!

    Wonder if he's an Arrser.....or if he'll admit it?
     
  2. How long will that auction last? But fair play to the girl :D
     
  3. Can someone at least ID him down to regt\location? No names though.
     
  4. Quality.

    TB
     
  5. 13 reg, logistics
     
  6. Location is Colchester - it say's that on e-bay

    Sluice
     
  7. It even tells you where to find him on a night out :lol:
     
  8. Can be found in the Hippodrome, Colchester - says it all really.
     
  9. Any chance of expanding on this offer to we the poor workers blocked from EBay!?
     
  10. So sargieboy, it's obvious that you know the bloke in question. You also found the auction on ebay, and brought it to our attention with your first post.

    Are you perchance poor pregnant Emma?
     
  11. Aaargghhhh Can't access Ebay via DII Damn you MoD fun police!
     
  12. Used 26 year old squaddie



    Here we have the above for you to bid on.



    Technical specifications



    Short



    Not particularly attractive



    Not very well endowed



    Not suitable at all in the bedroom



    Not literate at all so do not order around with big words as he won’t understand



    Likes to lie and cheat especially if you are pregnant – that’s when he’s in his element.



    Has no body hair at all so great if you like the Turkey look, just in time for xmas as he likes things stuffed up his arse.



    Acts younger than 26 (if this is too old for you) so will adapt to your age or even better if you have young children. If this is too young for you he can pretend to act mature but soon malfunctions.



    Very stingy with money and will suit you down to the ground if you are independent and have your own house and car etc. as he has neither of those either and will feel very at home, he works better in this environment.



    Loves himself more than anyone else



    Great at multi-tasking. Will gladly run around after you – in between cups of tea and contacting other girls.



    Must have room for his large Lionel Ritchie, Neil Diamond and extremely sad love album CD collection but great for all you middle aged.



    Has no concept of dancing so can take him out without the worry of embarrassment, he’ll be too busy eyeing others up anyway.



    Wears white slip ons due to his love of Neil Diamond and also Barry Manilow. Not fashion conscious so you may want to eventually upgrade to a finer looking one.



    Hobbies:





    Friend and Squaddie Pal F*******

    Lying

    Cheating



    Collecting STD’s



    PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS IF INTERESTED. HURRY THOUGH THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE FOR SALE (SHAME)
     
  13. Good girl.....
     
  14. Priceless - I've sent the link to my single female friend for her perusal!