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#1
Austrian police have questioned a neighbour about how long he'd known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice. He said " Alice? Who the fcuk is Alice? You mean for 24 years ... i've been living next door to Alice ".



Taxi?!
 
#5
Old Austrian proverb. Women are like good wine ... best left to mature in the cellar.
 
#6
Austrians just want to spend time alone with their kids
 
#7
Shannon Mathews familly are disappointed that they have lost the world hide and seek championship, due to the Austrian family coming out of hiding after 24 years.
A spokesman for the mathews family said it was unfair as they did not realise you could hide in your own house! :D
 
#11
An Austrian man was asked how he thought sex ed should be approached. He said that the kids should be kept in the dark.
 
#12
Apparently stag weekends in Austria have taken a nosedive.

Fathers really DO lock up their daughters........................







Taxi? For me? Okay :wink:
 
#13
five-minute-fagbreak said:
Shannon Mathews familly are disappointed that they have lost the world hide and seek championship, due to the Austrian family coming out of hiding after 24 years.
A spokesman for the mathews family said it was unfair as they did not realise you could hide in your own house! :D
The Austrian kid cheated, she had her fathers help.
 
#14
JOESF FRITZL LTD.
Austria
Cellar convertions and sound proofing specialists,
a faimly business,
est 25 years!
 
#15
Sound of music 2 will be released soon, featuring the von Trapped family.
It should be very good, as it took 24 years to complete in a secret basement in Austria.


I don't need a taxi, I'll walk if that's ok.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Flowers in the attic, kids in the cellar!
 
#18
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
Austrian police have questioned a neighbour about how long he'd known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice. He said " Alice? Who the fcuk is Alice? You mean for 24 years ... i've been living next door to Alice ".



Taxi?!
Too soon?
 
#19
You could not make this up

Quote from the German Col leading the investigation.

Has he got a fake hand?

Does he move about in a wheelchair?


or is he the number one fan of
Dr Strangelove?




Fritzl planned eveery detail viz astonishing precizion. His diabolical plan vas almost perfect,”
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Wonder if his favourite song is "Family Affair" by Mary J Blige.


I'll get my coat...
 
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